The Funny Part Of English Language  

We are here with some of the most hilarious english language errors that will make you laugh. Enjoy the language of these great peoples. All of this is collected from various sources on the internet.

1. An employee applied for leave.

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please give me one-week leave."

2. A Job application from a non-english speaking country.

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'..... As I am both (?"?" ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."

3. Another man's great language power.
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

4. Laundry, India.

"Lady's, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
Funny English Tourist Board

5. From H.A.L. Administration Dept.

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

6. Hotel, Russia.
"Women's are requested not to have childrens in bar."

7. An extraordinary leave letter.
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." 

8. Application for leave.
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 

9. Hilarious Letter writing.
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." 

10. Most Awesome Covering note.
"I am enclosed herewith..." 

11. A Restaurant in India.
Open seven days a week, And weekends too.


12. Restaurant menu, Germany.
Our food leaves you nothing to hope for.

13. Tribute to the Professors.
  • Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
  • Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
  • Shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.
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Zahid sharaab peeney de masjid mein baith kar,
Ya woh jagha bata jahan Khuda nahin ...!
{Mirza Ghalib}
Masjid khuda ka ghar hai, peneey ki jagha nahi,
Kaafir ke dil mein jaa, Wahan Khuda nahi ...!
{Allama Iqbal}
Kaafir ke dil se aaya hun mein ye dekh kar,
Khuda maujood hai wahan, Par usay pata nahin ...!
{Ahmad Faraz}
dil me kafir k he khuda phr vo jagah nhi jnha khuda nhi.
Hai khuda agar hr jagah khuda phr sarab ke pyale me q nhi {vikash laransh}


Zahid sharaab peeney de masjid mein baith kar,
Ya woh jagha bata jahan Khuda nahin ...!
{Mirza Ghalib}
Masjid khuda ka ghar hai, peneey ki jagha nahi,
Kaafir ke dil mein jaa, Wahan Khuda nahi ...!
{Allama Iqbal}
Kaafir ke dil se aaya hun mein ye dekh kar,
Khuda maujood hai wahan, Par usay pata nahin ...!
{Ahmad Faraz}
dil me kafir k he khuda phr vo jagah nhi jnha khuda nhi.
Hai khuda agar hr jagah phr sarab ke pyale me q nhi {vikash laransh}

"I am enclosed herewith..."

"I am enclosed herewith..."

iss se pehle k maut aa jaye,
chalo thoda sa jee liya jaye

rooh ki tishnagi ki farmaish hai
apne ashko ko bhi piya jaye

ab teri chahat teri fikr bhi nahi
meri baato mai hota ab tera zikr bhi nahi

tere diye zakhmo ka marham bhi tu khud hai
jab se mila nahi tu, to dil mai dard bhi nahi

teri be rukhi ne kar diya hai ghair tujhko itna
tere jalwo ka ka mere dil par koi asar bhi nahi

Koi kaise tanha hai...j hi baat mujko tanha Kr datey hai

Zinda toh hr koi hai...lkin brosa kise ko nhi...payar krne Bali baut hai...lkin mra ghar basane Bali koi nhi

Dekha jab us sakh ko...kise k sath muskurate huye...usey waqt dil samaj gya...ki dimple tujko dokha hoo gya

Meh khud meh hi Sagar hoon...dariya b Mara...aur boh nadi b mare

Meh ek pal b bhul gya us sakh KO..jo mare zindagi tha...kaun kehta hai..khudkhushi k badh loog Mar jatey hai

Us ghar ki traf aaj b dekhta hoon...toh hashi aah jati hai..samaj nhi ska Ki mujko kya gam hai...

Mila hai phir seh koi...zindagi jaisa lgta hai...na janey kyu phir seh khudkhushi krne ka dil krta hai

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